The elder brother livings up:
"Hear, there is a gorilla in the zoo strange ugly matchless, I saw the day before yesterday, I fainted, you saw yesterday, the gorilla fainted ……"
Once elder brother Niu open a cellular phone, be stabbed a sadness, and ox horn still just Mu hand up don't fix well, have to another look for person to vent.
Thousand times of an empress(the gold GG types velocity of light certainly), Ma Si Ke of Di Si receives:
"Ha ha, I dreamed you yesterday, true of, the sky was so bright and beautiful, you at look endless of sea the sky swam, I stood on the coast and took small stick a pail of, Hey …… this little dead crab …… the hull was still pretty hard ……"
Ma Si Ke of Di Si is lazy to type, from the without extra trouble delivering elder brother Niu news"crab" changes"scorpion" gave out rice Luo.
Rice Luo ties up wonderful chat of card, which have a great achievement a man reason he.
However the millet has a little excessively and incredibly give out card such a wonderful:
"You own plum flower general nobility, glacier similar qualities, different content, no man ability and of cruelty, hence our your respectful name you BE:It is cool inside the plum Chuan."
The card wonderful Jue pours a N time, time wait he to again climb, already confused state of mind, originally wanted to invite the rice Luo's tour, deliver afterwards cloth Luo Di is there, and contents be still:
"51 have fun!I the pry just arrived of route:Iraq visits on the 7th, needs 444 dollars and eats refugee's camp and sees American air attack and listen to elder brother Sa's lecture and study terror raid and plays a street fighting game, the return journey ticket is free, keep bumping the white house.Is great to deny?"
Cloth Luo Di immediately sneer at card after receiving wonderful what stuff, in fact he is more wonderful more boring than card by himself, incredibly start to make what"the saint area gossip message", the boring little moxa is exactly his first customer.
Hence the little moxa receives a gossip concerning elder brother:
"It is saied that big moxa and Sa add and start battling out Pope's recently, hence 2 people make an agreement to pretend to be dead together, if Athena called first the name of big moxa, that big moxa is Pope, whereas if made the Sa add first, that is the Sa to add to be Pope.Soon, Athena sees 2 people all die and loudly said 1:Star Shi, the saint area is two of us of!"
Morally upright little moxa the cloth Luo Di's gossip letter think really and get angry with the behavior that the elder brother battles out Pope, hence this red-blooded youth delivered a news to blame an elder brother:
"Words say that the arrows has the gold arrows, iron arrows, copper arrows and aluminum arrows, tin arrows and lead the arrows, you what can not learn?The arrows that is it happened that to want to learn a silver!The words say that the fighting skill has 18 kinds 360 recruit, you what can not learn?Is it happened that to want to learn to inebriate arrows, hence soon the river appeared in the lake known far and near:Inebriate silver arrows!(Most the Yin is mean)"
Big moxa Ma Si Ke of Di Si to rice Luo of that recruits past account heavy, change"arrows""sword" gave out to fix Luo.
Fix Luo in the mind unbalance, and then want to opened cellular phone hair this eggplant grandpa who gives out most weapon to piece just a box, discovered to have a grandpa who more suited an eggplant:
"Your on smiling, the wolves all commit suicide by hanging, your on calling, the chicken flies a dog to jump, your one station, the bad smell fills the air, once you perspire, cootie disaster, you don't dress up and see than the difficult ghost, you a dress up, the ghost frightens to paralyze!"
Eggplant grandpa the on bed terms young man dispute these, he thought that the cellular phone wants to promote good will, so make allowance for small Sa very much of he, remember the service of 12 temples, then delivered a news to send greetings:
"Annoyance of the small Sa:Is ex- the proud ghost having a history don't spread, empress in addition the Long make trouble everywhere, left have the card wonderful fart matter not dry, right have the rice Luo urgently must flee indiscriminately, up have a big moxa dying testament continuously, descend have bronze to to the utmost make an insurrection, again see to lie Athena Zha over there so difficult see!"
The small Sa saw immediately delete, be seen by Athena can the wages not protect and have no money to buy card not ability and small sand sand made to make trouble.
Make reference to add to make to make trouble with sand, he delivered an add for sand:
"I am finally cruel to leave, but the your deep feeling shout, I finally no longer turn head, but you don't already are sad, and I finally cannot help but turning head to say to you:Blind mendicant leaves me to far order!"
Moreover, proper 12 people just when the transmigration of soul message fights, add Long to sit the benefit of accepting the fisherman, give out 12 people of such a newses:
"Your message I have already received, who are you ?Have no your record on my cellular phone.I guess that you must be a prosperous gold Bin, BE?Or is a moxa cypress force, right?It be being not Qin Shou.If all be not, that my breaking to settle you is a side Tai."
Add Long soon be wildly bombed by 4 A.Es!
Again afterwards, the cellular phones are all confiscated by the fairy!
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 1857 to mix to pack a toilet
A day, I sit medium expect a line, extremely quiet inside the car.Suddenly, the cellular phone of one inside year man rang on the car, once he connect to listen to and loudly said:", Kinglet, ashamed, I break promise, I break promise, good, punish me to pay.Kinglet, is such, come to a Hong Kong customer at the time in the morning, is inviting him to have a meal in the joss-stick space lira now, ashamed, go, see you in a moment!"
Is different meeting, that person's cellular phone again ring.
Sees his eyebrows a wrinkly, contemplate a long time to just speak up:"Feed, Mi Mi, what's the matter with you?Sleep enough have no?Remember to wipe joss-stick joss-stick, miss me?Now?Not is say?Still just Peking, the darling is obedient, come back close you, !"
We embark at the moment of medium expect is driving in Guangzhou and go toward the road of Dongguan up, whole car passenger all toward his attention, sat on a small girl Yan mouth of his rear row to smile.
Haven't led for 5 minutes, the cellular phone of this person again ring.He tooks a look number, very determinedly the En dropped, immediately after again ring, again the En drop.See to him not to think that the person that answer this telephone, but make a phone call is a person who has patience, pursue relentlessly a fierce dozen.
This person to annoy, connected to talk on the phone fierce cannon:"Feed, your mental derangement you, have no a matter to beat what beat, make a phone call don't money which?What?Do I hang your telephone?I am going to the stool!Make the toilet talk with you?Wife wife, I begged you, the husband worked in the outside, you don't want again like this, what the matter return to again say, so, hang machine!"
His words haven't finished saying, the whole car passengers all smile to make one regiment and even stop drivers to get off, and the side matches a side to say after smiling the ex- Yang:"Ah, I say, you ah can accumulate to order virtuous?Make me saying into the toilet this car also even if, can the passenger on the car is both male and female, world which have this kind of toilet that mixs to pack?Ha ha ha ……"
A spool of joke brocade gathers the correct comprehension of chapter 1858 sex maniac
The people of this worlds all despise sex maniac, hate an ability not to is everyone but put～to death it, at present, I want to say two justice words for sex maniac.
In fact, the sex maniac is very worthy of respect, the sex maniac is good at detection the United States and is good at discovering the mms excellent quality from usually of the trifles, be vulgar people at be busy for oil salt of time, the sex maniacs but regardless of wearily look for the United States for world.
The sex maniac presumes to pursue the United States, capable beautiful but dedicate the courage of body, tries to ask in now this thing desire crosscurrent of in the society, also have what person be willing to for the sake of the United States but pay an everything.Only sex maniac, the motive of the sex maniacs is pure,beats by dre uk, the purpose is explicit, not for the sake of the work, house and money, be just for the sake of beautiful.So say, the sex maniacs are esthetes, an idealism.
The sex maniacs for raise the self-confident heart of the mms to have the contribution that can not obliterate, a lot of mms the elephant has never beaten to once whet of beautiful jade, have been being in need of self-confidence to oneself, by this time, is we lovely sex maniac the comrades, discovered before MM the flashlight on the mms body orders, hence, the MM self-confident insight arrived an unprecedented exaltation.The sex maniac is also pitiful, a lot of time, when the sex maniacs discover a sheep of gentle and soft amiability, the sex maniac manages wolf hair and licks wolf claw, just thought two to calling of lovely sheep"oh~~~ oh~~", by this time, from the sheep after death but came out a figure huge, Chi point the sheep dog of the claw benefit, towarded the sex maniac"Wang~~ Wang" two, hence, the sex maniacs had to with tail between legs walk.The sex maniacs are also very lamentable, the people of this world way is a sheep is the find of sex maniac, this is really the Miu to talk about, the gentleman beard knows, real
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