I in fact originally also wanted to be a lovely kid of an of, but, all is me that**the wildly old daddy isn't good, lane of the home chicken flew a dog to jump.
Of the mother is busy in keeping watch on him, root ignore I, father then is also careless of me at 1:00.It is said that he spent very much before, get married after still die sex don't change(mother's language), the mother says he what not only the sweetheart of big guy is entangled, also eats to the all ofs of a rightness of cousins younger sister, even the ex-service diving famous general doesn't pass as well.In fine, lane of I had a lot of younger sisters and was like that five classes of grade three of living creature lesson representative clock classmate, the grade four is eight classes of discipline member of committee wood classmates, also is grade two the be suspended classes for a week because of putting caterpillar in cup toward the president of purple classmate, also have because pack ghost to frighten a person in the engine room but today the morning will ascend be had a roll call to record a to be stronger than of classmate is all my younger sister.There is head that sing well:"The in this world only has a mother well, mama's kid is like a piece of treasure, have no mama's kid to change juvenile delinquent", I have so an abnormality family, the decayed is also normal.However, after saw you, your gentleness is kind, beauty generous, let me am to infatuate very much, but I also clear, I this appearance is to don't deserve yours, my decision wants to repent past mistakes from lately being a person and likes study, every day upward, do the prince charming in your heart, please trust, I absolutely can't be like father, that appearance of, I will like you a , if you be willing to make me take, I too happiness!
Ps:Would you mind being quicker to reply for me?Mother tells me and comes to Xing Wang's bad old woman Niang from Chiang-Nan, tell the malice dereliction of my father, say is that I still have a younger sister, the lawsuit has already beaten more than a months, father may be parents and children's consultation in Peking recently, I also go together with him and hurry to my answer.
Whether you promise or not, I will silently bless for you.
For the sake of you the very very diligent segment praise
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 1811 classic test a car of joke
Following story occurrence at car in testing of China the spot, once learning the comrades of car shoulded once hear and put here make everyone look back for a while:
Everyone experienced "crumple a database" in the several months' strict cold intense heat to wait while learning a car inhumane trample upon, keep till the last at the time that road tested, everyone was to prepare for a fight, strain abnormality, faced to be dressed in officer dress son, wore a handing over of big Yan hat Jing more the elephant rat saw cat, so usually will being wrong to up add because of but is wrong, make many laughable mistakes.
1.Before road tests, an examinee according to practice stands at the driver to report(example) before before getting on the car:"The report tests an officer, student rich and honored king's claim gets on the car."Testing the officer should answer:"Allow to get on the car."Result an unfortunate girl says:"The report tests an officer, the student XXX claim goes to bed ……" small goods big goods' testing a car is mostly the whole student and coach to go together.The myriad living things all smiled into one regiment at that time.Testing is more darned once the officer listenned to joy and returned to way:"Allow to go to bed.You see where suitable?"
2,www.beats4monster.co.uk.Another examinee sits on the driver's to beat fire after getting on the car smoothly and says towards testing an officer after trampling over gauge of accelerator check:"The report tests an officer, each gauge check is normal, and the claim takes off."(Should is claim to start, estimate the examinee from small already have be airplane pilot of ideal)tested an officer to listen to behind cool-headed answer:"Allow a take-off, high pressure in the attention front electricity."
3.Examine on the way, testing the officer will put forward some request to make the examinee be, for example the front street corner turns to the left curved, press a well cover, list the side is bilateral what.The examinee should answer:"It is understand."Already certain understand to test the officer's problem.Peking is some to drive there is a special wreath island in the schools be called a xxxx island.Result, one tests an officer to say:"Xxxx island in the front turns to the left."The examinee answers:"The xxxx is understand."
4.Ended to examine finally and quickly, tested an officer to say:"The front parks the car."The result is didn't expect before a penstock.Student very frightened time way:"Report a penstock, the front can not park the car."
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 1812 Ceng to eat treasure Dian
Preface
Confucius said:The person is iron, rice is a steel, not the Ceng suppress panically.Really, Ceng, already not only only is in order to fill satisfied belly, but the behavior art that becomes a kind of vanguard, aggressive living manner, a struggle a life target for it.I senior Ceng absolute being Zhao of
Ceng saint
The Ceng eats treasure Dian first type:Procrastinate time
Regulation:In the process of eating, definitely notice rhythm.Namely:First and quickly behind slow.The beginning doesn't have to be slow, finally stage not the ability is quick, procrastinate time as far as possible.First procrastinate with the beer, for example a cup beer divides a N to drink, if the beer has been already drunk up, still no one checks, you call rice of attendant, rice as far as possible slow eat, if a bowl of bottom have no action, that continues, go to someone the check.
Apply crowd:Have quick-tempered or have other important affairs among them
Classic index number:★★★
Necessarily kill success rate:70%
The Ceng eats treasure Dian second type:The bag complicates
Regulation:As far as possible pack complications that the pocket of money makes.While taking meal to complete an everyone to together shout the check, you can also rob Tao, is basic to put money at the breast pocket because of the elder brothers in nowadays, so the first take out money of must be you.
Apply crowd:There is among them a dead caring for the face
Classic index number:★★★☆
Necessarily kill success rate:80%
The Ceng eats treasure Dian third type:Don't inebriate to pack to inebriate
Regulation:Start drinking more as far as possible, the seat sees times is propitious and then starts balderdash.If your performance is good enough not only don't check and someone send you to go home and reduce rice money, and can save the fee of dozen.
Apply crowd:All suitable
Classic index number:★★★★
Necessarily kill success rate:90%
The Ceng eats treasure Dian fourth type:Midway leave
Regulation:Before the event estimates be over time of good dinner party first, then the handle knob machine alarm clock adjusts half an hour to the front of the be over.Once time arrive, the alarm clock opens to make, you do to answer the phone a form, then beat hello to say that sorry borrows past leave.
Apply crowd:All suitable
Classic index number:★★★★☆
Necessarily kill success rate:90% half
The Ceng eats treasure Dian fifth type:Get by under false pretenses
Regulation:The seat doesn't talk as far as possible and eat mutually a little bit cultured.Had better be Semitic before the host toast.Slice to record:Less than 10 tables don't try.
Apply crowd:20 tables and above wedding banquet birthday dinner
Classic index number:★★★★★
Necessarily kill success rate:90% half
Postscript:
The generation Ceng eats for a sky, Mr. Wang Lu Xun once taught us:Isn't a Ceng is satisfied in the free feast, be escape in the middle of being public and coaxing to smile.We at enjoy the Ceng brings us of joy of at the same time, should also work well Ceng to eat to leaks out quilt public coax to smile of mental state preparation, only have so then we can calculate a classic person, a pure person, one contains moral person, a person who escaped from vulgar tastes, a person who is good for Ceng's eating a business development.
Ceng fairy
A spool of joke brocade gathers the least romantic matter in chapter 1813 life
At the age of 5, happen to be Mid-Autumn, take a moon cake to seek neighbouring kid sister and want to share with her.Didn't expect the kid sister falls in love at first sight to the moon cake and once grasped me to take the hand of a round flat cake and connected to take a round flat cake a suddenly and violently bite, I am painful to cry a hour.
At the age of 10, for robbing hairpin once from the big fat hand and starting to commit suicide sex to assault to the big fat huge monster for the neighbouring kid sister, although fall in scar all over,finally rob to return to quarter of hairpins, with boundless joy house for sending to kid sister, be scolded by mother's pain of kid sister, finally be sent away under guard to go home, let mother compensate a hairpin and many good words, this just quell a disaster on the whole.
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