Whose I know."
"Say quickly, is the piggy a whose?"
"Is the piggy a big pig?"
The text chapter 4122 is old to acquaint with/husband and wife small interest/do not tell a lie
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2 husband and wife take a stroll on the street, the husband takes no cognizance the sign of road noodles and lead long a wife horizontal rush street, a car that urgently drives but leads almost hits them, the driver explores successful in career, lambaste:"Feed, idiot!"
The wife is startled, ask a way:"Alas!How does he know you?"
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Wife:"Is premarital you not is call my angel?"
Husband:"Rightness."
Wife:"Why did you call me not and like this now?"
Husband:"Ha, dear of, you should be happy, my brains is as usual getting more now."
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The husband and wife fight, the husband scolds a way temporarily and with angry determination:"Smelly old woman Niang, I tomorrow did emperor, killed you!"
The wife listenned to, day and night misgiving, weep over not only.The neighbouring woman comes to advise a solution way:"Which can say to kill and then kill, don't listen to him temporarily talk nonsense."
Wife's way:"This smelly tortoise in my house pours to never tell a lie.Oneself own children, said to sell the year before last year, really sold last year."
The father and son/lightning rod of the text chapter 4123/put in the belly
Renew time:2009-2-2817:06:10 chapter word numbers:509
The father loves to play mahjong and just went to the son of primary school to say to the father:"Our teacher said that playing mahjong is the behavior of the on the gamble, will be grasped by the police."Father's pride says:"Is afraid of?Be sentenced in case of me, you can send rice for old daddy!"What son worried says:"That is judged death penalty in case of you how do?"
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Fu A:"Hear, not filial parents, will be split by thunder dead!"
Fu B:"It doesn't matter, you see my several-storied building top Anne having a lightning rod mile!"Distinguish importance
"Mary, the candies in the Chu is isn't that did you eat?"The mother scathingly asks her.
Mary deliberated for a while and asked the mother the way:"Lying and say true words, which the kind punish heavy?"
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The mother buys to return one net Dou fruits, reiteration son:"Your putting the fruits to the whose hands all enough doesn't arrive
Place."
The son says:"Mother, that puts in my belly like."
Smoked black baby
"Mother don't smoke cigarette book."
"Why?"
"That will chase the younger brother younger brother in the belly dingy."
The text chapter 4124 burned to die me/suck at breast the result of county magistrate/son
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The son sees father getting drunk and then handing him to lie on the bed.
Father lets a son to glass water,
The son then poured one glass water for him, father drank hereafter grasped two to grasp to the wall, the son doesn't understand and led in a short while, father wants water again, the son then gave to pour one cup again, father drank hereafter again on the wall grasp for a while.The son is getting more careless, don't know for the Shi Mo, then also the lying arrived a glass water for oneself to drink on the bed bottom, after finishing drinking, also like father on the wall grasp for a while, and shout loudly his mama of, burn to die me.''
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A county magistrate goes home and see son's extinguishing is feeding a grandson to suck at breast, the grandson doesn't eat.
Became to freely say a sentence you don't eat me to eat.''
The son extinguished to listen to very shy and became to say this matter to the husband.Husband a listen to the side seeking his daddy.His daddy a listen to the side say that I am to literally say, is that I really eat again how?You ate my wife how many milks, doesn't my eating your wife once you go?''
The son sees say with daddy not next to manage and changes to say for grandpa, the grandpa listenned to an openings way;Did your daddy even eat my wife's milk quite a few to eat your wife to have again at a time what for year?Your daddy is a long one county, want to eat whose milk to eat whose milk.''
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The son is the student of university, Gao to just living, went on vacation the son went home the time that goes to bed in the evening the mother was afraid that the son froze to break down to cover with quilt a sub- mother to just open a door to see a son naked to the son the body is over there 11 of played with private parts return mother Shui happily closed a door to return to say to his husband in his/her own house dear of our kid studied him in that top now now he is in that completion living creature homework now that!After father finishes listenning to in distress situation
The text chapter 4125 half/Luo's body/observe a festival
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Mother:"Is small new, you see, the younger sister tests 100 cent, you just 50 cent."Is small new:"I do as you say."Mother:"What did I say?"Is small new:"You say that I only have the younger sister's half good!"
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A Luo mother Xing invites me to teach its son Xi Liu Ti Zi, its son practices several, the mother is all dissatisfied, blame and scold son's word elephant not Liu Ti, its son is upset, artful self-defence way:"Civic rights, Xing Liu, , he creates of the word is Liu Ti, my Xing Zhang, what I write is Zhang Ti, mama, your Xing Luo, you can also create Luo(is naked) body".
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An old man makes a phone call for his son to say:"I don't wish to make you worry about I, but I have to tell you, I and your mother is carrying out a divorce!""Father, you at say what ah!"The son is in the telephone shocked tunnel.
"I and your mama annoy, I don't wish to discuss it later this matter now!You tell your elder sister."Finished saying and then hanged a telephone.
The old man's son is fidgety to uneasily call a way to his elder sister:"Infect by tainted air!The Mom and Dad are making a divorce."Hence, his elder sister immediately makes a phone call for father, Rang way:"The divorce isn't only only the business of two of you's, wait me with younger brother tomorrow come back, you hear have no!"Finish saying and then pinned up telephone,www.beats4monster.co.uk.
The old man also pinned up telephone, then turn round to say with smile to his wife:"Go!The children will come back through Mid-Autumn Festival!Is alas!What way does New Year's Day reduce expenses to make them come back?"
The text chapter 4126 didn't make a trip to no purpose/pig-raising expert hand/stroll
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Send into baby's son to the husband and wife-football school just know behind, the school be from beginning to end all presenting to public a bunco, hence, the wife hurriedly makes the husband want school fees back.The diva of the greater half, the husband just comes back.The wife asks:"How, want money back?"The husband says:"Want fart, president's book style escaped!""That must also move some lesson tables what of coming back and arriving money which!"The wife puts blame on a way."We went to a night, the thing early allowed people to move light.However, this also has no white to walk, the person who begs for school fees is pretty many, I am very not easy crowded
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